How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse | The Walking Dead Style

Posted on Sunday, February 9, 2014 4:30 AM

How To: Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
 
 
In honor of The Walking Dead returning tonight, I wanted to do a post to celebrate its return!  So, without further ado, here's some things you should remember for when the zombie apocalypse happens.
 
1.  The first thing that you should do is, find yourself a redneck who knows how to hunt and shoot a bow and arrow.  Trust me, this will come in handy. 
 
2.  Don't get greedy.  If you ask for more toilet paper instead of doing the whole 'drip dry' thing, then you will most likely get bit by a zombie.  Don't believe me?  Keep an eye out around .14 & .24 seconds!


3.  Don't get pregnant.  Pregnancy and the zombie apocloypse doesn't mix, just ask Lori.

 

4.  Whatever you do, do not, I repeat DO NOT trust anyone that goes by the name THE GOVERNER.  Repeat after me "Governer = Bad"


5. If all else fails and you find yourself in a sticky situation with another person, don't panic, just pull a Shane.  Don't know how?  Watch the clip below for instructions.

 




I hope you learned some valuable information today.  Until next time, keep calm and remember that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, I will "Shane" you



 









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Love this post. Some of these tips are awesome. You also forgot to add that people need to have knives and guns as well.

Grace
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Love this post, especially #4! Walking Dead is EPIC!
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Got lots of manly rednecks here in the south. 45 minutes and counting. Watching the governor try to take the prion a second time right now. I wish I didn't have to see him kill Hershel again. I freaked out!
I've never watched The Walking Dead, but seriously, I loooove zombie stuff. It ALWAYS freaks me out. XD And who doesn't like a good freak-out session every once in a while? I don't think getting pregnant during a zombie apocalypse is a good idea either. I mean, even in Prometheus they were giving birth to squids and aliens in stuff. I can only imagine what'd happen in zombie world. *shudders*
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I've watched some of the Walking Dead and loved it so far! I still have to finish some of the newer seasons but this post is so true to the show and what to do avoid a zombie apocalypse.

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