How To: Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
In honor of The Walking Dead returning tonight, I wanted to do a post to
celebrate its return! So, without further
ado, here's some things you should remember for when the zombie apocalypse
happens.
1. The first thing that you should
do is, find yourself a redneck who knows how to hunt and shoot a bow and
arrow. Trust me, this will come in
handy.
2. Don't get greedy. If you ask for more toilet paper instead of
doing the whole 'drip dry' thing, then you will most likely get bit by a
zombie. Don't believe me? Keep an eye out around .14 & .24 seconds!
3. Don't get pregnant. Pregnancy and the zombie apocloypse doesn't mix, just ask Lori.
4. Whatever you do, do not, I repeat
DO NOT trust anyone that goes by the name THE GOVERNER. Repeat after me "Governer = Bad"
5. If all else fails and you find yourself in a sticky situation with another person, don't panic, just pull a Shane. Don't know how? Watch the clip below for instructions.
I hope you learned some valuable information today. Until next time, keep calm and remember that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, I will "Shane" you
